Take an ex-AMS Performance Evo 8; then garnish with a Motec M800, Tein suspension, anti-lag, a couple of crazy differentials, a hydraulic handbrake and pop a slightly loose Scotsman behind the wheel. Then step in the way with a light capturing device as he quite happily and completely of his own volition melts the rubber on all four of the wheels bolted up the to the car.
Perfect!