Lady Cans. It’s Not What You Think!

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We’ve all been in this situation. The car has rolled to a halt in the middle of a main road, your plan to coast the car to the nearest garage now in tatters. And so begins the two-mile walk of shame with a jerry can, amidst the laughter from passing cars and now fellow-pedestrians. How can the embarrassment of this situation be avoided? Fill up more often? Ridiculous! There’s a much better solution.

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For those of you who simply must have a fashion label on everything you own, DSC – or Death Spray Custom Works if you insist – presents ‘Lady Cans’. Using urethane paint, the London-based artist is now embellishing simple steel jerry cans with the colours of leading fashion brands.

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For those of you who enjoy a bit of window-shopping, Fendi, Louis Vuitton and Chanel have all received their own concept models, though whether the monogrammed straps come as standard has yet to be confirmed.

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And for those of you who already own a Fendi, Louis Vuitton or Chanel handbag, here’s some advice from crankandpiston: first, don’t clash colours; and second, keep an eye on which bag you’re pouring the petrol in.

Our thanks to Ralf Becker.